Steak and Black Onions

Why don't you snuff it, man
You plant-eating pussy
Why don't you snuff it, man
???? must be
Why don't you snuff it, man
Put me ????

Going nowhere???
Going to kill me???
What I want
To shut your mouth, shut your mouth

Going nowhere???
Going to kill me???
What I want
Shut your mouth, shut your mouth
Shut your mouth
I know What I want
And I want ???

Why don't you snuff it, man
You plant-eating pussy


Monobrow

She said she didn't notice
He said ??? myself
She said she didn't notice
He said ??? myself
Hey!

He said ??? Notice
He said, I kinda like it myself
She said she didn't notice
He said I kinda like it myself

??
???
?? j??
???
???
S???
W???


Up Beat

??? really ???
???I didn't
I swear you were trying to kill me
Take you apart
Put you back together

???
You call a fox
Stay out of my hemisphere, baby
???? issed

All I wanna do is rip your ass
Completely deflating my
As if I really needed a reason to stomp an obvious pussy like yourself
You're a waste of skin
I'll fix ???
There's three ??? more like you
I guess you got a lot of friends

Your timing really sucks
I was thinking of ???
Now I'm not ???ed
I'l kick your ass
??? matter with me
I'll ??shoot you anyway
???
Meanwhile I'll haul you away
If I had six inches
And maybe fifty pounds
???Maybe if ??? Food chain
You'd really have to watch your ass
I suppose, I suppose I'm not too threatening presently
But wait til I start Nautilus



Coignition Igntition Mission

Se???
????
????
??fuck
With one hand in the air
???
With ??
I ain't???

Standby???
AaaH, you???
You never know
??when
???
it's ???

???
You never know
???
You never know




Kim Gordon's Panties

I went up to Milwaukee
To see an old friend of mine
And Thurston came over
He was out of his mind

S??? in s???
?? Old friend fucked up in the head
If I had that to go home to
I would never leave my place at all

Any red-blooded man
Like her so much he blister
I'd hang that woman's panties
From his car aerial

???queer
Knowing what's going to waste

I went up to Milwaukee
To see an old friend of mine
And Thurston came over
He was out of his mind
Any red blooded man
Like her so much he
I'd hang that woman's panties
From his car aerial

 


 

Hated Chinee

Shit!
Hated Chinee is not a man
Not a man by law
Not a man, not a man at all
???
????

The hated Chinee is not a man
Not a man by law
Not a man

Hated Chinee
???
???

Hated Chinee
Smoke opium
He smoke it all day long
???
Hated Chinee
He smoke opium
???
???

 


 

Radar Love Lizard

I'm a little lizard trapped in a man's skin

Mom always called me shit
I'm always freezing
Got no fat on my ass
Got ??? with no ???
???? rock
My ass
My heat??
?? rock
Get lost

Gonna get a little place
Gonna keep it real warm
Be only ??? me
Never hear the Beastie Boys again

??? rock
??my heat
My ass
My rock
Get lost

This guy one time, he really hated me
Chased after me in a parking lot and grabbed onto my arm
Broke off right in his hand, scared the shit outta me
But it was no big deal, I grew another one

Mom always called me shit
????
I'm covered in weird skin
I'd make great cowboy boots

??? rock
My ass
??my heat
?? rock
Get lost


Marmoset

Red eye, red eye
Red eye, red eye
Red eye, red eye
Dirty little rat
Gonna do it
I'm freezing
Sixty ???? man
Every day

????
Look like a rat
Stop looking at me
Little marmoset

Red eye, red eye
Red eye, red eye
Red eye, red eye
Dirty little rat
Gonna do it
I'm freezing
Oh ????
Little marmoset

Little bastard
You look like a rat
Stop looking at me
Little marmoset
Aaaaah!

????
I'm freezing
???
???
????
??? freezing
No one knows
Marmoset


Just Got Paid (ZZ Top)

Just got paid today
Got me a pocket full of change
Just got paid today
Got me a pocket full of change
If you believe I like working hard all day
Just step in my shoes and take my place

I was born, my papa's son
When I hit the ground I was on the run
Yeah, one glad hand and the other behind
You can have you yours, just give me mine
When the hound are barking in the black of night
I stick my hands in my pocket, everything's all right

Just got paid today
Got me a pocket full of change
Said, black sheep, black, do you got some wool?
Yes I do, but my bag is full

Some of those people they know the rest
But it's way ahead of what's second best



Trouser Minnow

I swear I didn't say anything
He just followed me in there
It was like "What the...?"
And he just took my shirt up
And we just... right, right there on the sink
I was so drunk I was dizzy
And she was in the kitchen
While we were downstairs fucking
And she called me a bitch
And I tried to tell her it was nothing
I gotta stop drinking around men
They take advantage of it
I want all men to use me
For their only satisfaction

I'm really drunk
There's nobody over
Why don't you come by
You'll like it
You want to stay up with me?
We can buy a pizza

I gotta stop drinking around men
They just wanna bust the night
I hate it when they're on top and
They all have little dicks
I think I'll head out of town
Where, where I really can find some peace
I'll maybe move to another country
But ??? something
Maybe if I hide in the closet
Maybe with a bottle of wine
I'll grab you on the noggin
We'll have a real wild time

Remember what it used to be like
When, when all we did was eat and fuck?
I let you shave my pussy
You let me paint your dick
You were always late for work
You said it didn't matter
And after a while
I guess it, I guess it did start to matter

I gotta stop drinking around men
They take advantage of me
They all wanna use me
For there only satisfaction
I gotta stop drinking around men
They just wanna bust ???
I hate it when they ??? me
They have such little dicks


Budd

Budd, don't
When I...
This will hurt someone

Sixty-five years
Budd's life
??? for them
???Like a little ???
Where do we get off?
Where do we get off?
??? Budd's has
???comical
How could anyone wear it?
How could anyone wear it?
Motherfucker!

???

?? as all hell
To laugh at him
?? as all hell
He is my god
He is pristine
He is pure
Genius!! ???



Superpussy

???
I don't know why
???
She screamed
Blows my mind
When she knows
Blows my stack

???
Don't know why
???
???
??? who am I
No such man
Never ???
When she does
Blows my stack
When she does
Blows my...

Superpussy
Superpussy
Superpussy
Superpussy
Superpussy
Superpussy


Log Bass

They are a small town entertainer and a professional doing a do????
Started with Twinkies, homos, Ding Dongs, now he's worked his way all the way up to real ???
Reach down to dislodge what I like to call a Log Bass
Held it up to the sky like a new born child and blamed it on ???
It was bathed in its own love milk, the sweet frangrance of sex

Love me tender...


 

Dutch Courage

I wanna thank you, Carl
You really made my day

Start with a leader
And end up drunk
Start with a leader
And end up drunk ???

??? leader
????
??? leader
????

I wanna thank you, Carl
Even though you're queer
You should marry, guy, you know
The way you set me up
Really made my night

It's not just a leader
???
???? leader
????? Yeah, it's ???
Wanna ??? to him
Yeah, ????

[Note: This is a different version to Nothing Short of Total War]