Prayer to God

[Shellac of North America
Catalog number TG 211 CD
Audio compact disc
44.1 kHz sample rate
16 bit word length
Samples represented in twos complement binary
Set reproducer for reference level
1000 Hertz]

To the one true God above
Here is my prayer
Not the first you've heard, but the first I wrote
Not the first, but the others were a long time ago
There are two people here, and I want you to kill them
Her, she can go quietly, by disease or a blow
to the base of her neck
where her necklaces close
where her garments come together
where I used to lay my face
That's where you oughta kill her
in that particular place
Him,just fucking kill him, I don't care if it hurts.
Yes I do, I want it to,
fucking kill him but first
make him cry like a woman
No particular woman
let him hold out, hold back
Someone or other might come and fucking kill him).
Fucking kill him.
Kill him already, kill him.
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
Just fucking kill him!
Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,

Ah Fucking kill him, fucking kill him,
Kill him already, kill him,
Kill him already
Kill him already
Kill him already
Kill him
Amen

 



Squirrel Song

This is a sad fucking song
We'll be lucky if I don't bust out crying

How does it feel?
Your night light
Your curling iron

Lit up by the sweat of others
For many's the day
But not from November to May

The floor is littered
With wood chips and apple cores
And hulls of acorns
There is a chattering sound

Because they were squirrels
Real squirrels
And there were thousands
This isn't some kind of metaphor
Goddamn, this is real

 



Mama Gina

Oh, my mama Gina
Had a sister, Angelina
And if there is a heaven
Though I think that there's no heaven
She's probably dancing with you
She liked to dance
She would've liked you
When she heard you died
My pretty girlfriend cried
And cried and cried
And cried and cried
And cried and cried and cried and cried
She liked to dance and she would've liked you

 



QRJ

[Instrumental]

 



Ghosts

She's making ghosts
She's so happy
Ballroom dancing
Spinning
Throwing ghosts
Real ghosts
??? forever
Real ghosts
Didn't ask to be
All her goodness
All her goodness
Pray she doesn't make you
Pray she doesn't
Or anyone you know
??I don't wanna be her
??
??
Carnival worker
Presidents
Sec?? eever
Show jumper
A Television clown

?

Madame Curie
Ballerinas
She's crazy about ballerinas

?

 



Song Against Itself

This is the song against itself
It's of two minds of its own
The discussion brought to logical conclusion
It follows through
But is not true
Who dares write a song against itself
Why do you act like you don't know
What in the world I'm talking about?
It follows through
You have no clue
(I've already had it up with you)
(I've already had it up with you)
(I've already had it up with you)
(I've already had it up with you)
(I've already had it up with you)

 


 


Canaveral

Call it Canaveral
I won't say his name
He could have had anyone and did
What do you think could make him stoop so low?

What do you think could make him
Stick his hands in my life?
What on earth could make him stoop so low?

What do you to think could make him
Stick his cock in my wife?
What on earth could make him stoop so low?

I'd like to put him up there in one
I'd like to see his face
I'd like to put him up there in one
Blow him up into space
He'll fertilize the rice in China
With the cinders of his remains
Want to start a country somewhere
On an island or an archipelago
Or a peninsula or an isthmus or a fjord
Or an inlet or even a mountain
Print up stamps and money there
and they'll all have Oswald's face

 



New Number Order

OK, here's what we're going to do
We all know the numbers, right?
From zero to infinity
Whatever
Some other number with a mess of zeros behind it
Here's what we're going to do
We're going to change the order
Of these numbers
To make things interesting
OK, here we go

One million and one
Sixty six
One billion twenty five seventy five thousand
One billion and eight six something
Zero
One million and one
Twenty two
Seventy Five
Eleven
Eleven

OK, this is the new order
The new number order

 



Shoe Song

I still remember hearing
Your shoe hit the floor

Do you get the same jokes as me?
Do you get the jokes the same as me?
I remember the first kiss
I don't remember the last

Smash my skull on the sidewalk ???
I don't remember the last time
I didn't know
And I miss you
I miss you



Watch Song

Hey man, I wanna have a fight with you
Regardless of my feelings on the subject
It appears that I am going to
Forget about the fight
Forget about it
I've paid more than anyone would advise for this watch
And so far I am disappointed in it
It beeps at me at noon and seven and five
And I can not turn off the piece of shit
Hey man, hey!
I wanna have a fight with you
From the way that you behave it is clear to me
You would like to have one, too
Let's stop
Dance and do what we both came here to do
Hey man, hey!
Hey
Hey Man
Hey man, hey!
Hey
Hey Man
I wanna have a fight with you
From the way that you behave it is clear to me
You would like to have one, too